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【The Balm Version of the Cult-Favorite "Cow Fart Juice"! This 100% Natural Herbal Salve Acts as an "Invisible Liquid Bandage." Formulated with Natural Beeswax to Create a Long-Lasting, Protective Seal Over Cracked Skin, Scrapes, and Fungal Infections. Steroid-Free and Intensely Healing—Your Family's Ultimate First-Aid Must-Have!】

Are you suffering from severely cracked hands from over-washing? Do you have scrapes, scabs, or acute skin irritations that need extra protection? Fighting stubborn fungal issues like athlete's foot or ringworm?
When your skin is broken or deeply compromised, it needs more than just hydration—it needs a protective shield. The Brooklyn Herborium Cow Fart Goo takes the exact same potent, antimicrobial herbal blend found in their famous Cow Fart Juice and suspends it in a nourishing beeswax base. This solid balm formula ensures that the healing ingredients stay on your skin much longer. It effectively creates a breathable yet water-resistant barrier that protects raw, scabbed, or cracked skin from external irritants (like dish soap, allergens, and harmful bacteria) while providing deep nourishment to help the skin rapidly self-repair.

🌟 Core Handcrafted Healing Actives:

  • 🐝 Natural Beeswax Base:
    Creates a soothing, long-lasting protective seal over wounds and cracks, preventing moisture loss and blocking out environmental aggressors.
  • 🛡️ Olive Squalane:
    Biocompatible with human sebum, it absorbs instantly to rebuild the compromised skin barrier and enhance local immunity against future infections.
  • 🌱 Gotu Kola (Centella Asiatica) Oil:
    An ancient wound-healing marvel. It aggressively targets skin inflammation and is highly effective against fungal-induced skin conditions.
  • 🌿 Neem Oil:
    Nature’s ultimate detoxifier and antimicrobial agent. It neutralizes bacteria, fungi, and microbes that cause acute skin distress.

✨ Perfect For Acute Skin Rescues:

  1. Broken Skin: Cuts, scrapes, and protecting scabbed wounds.
  2. Fungal Issues: Athlete's foot, ringworm, and cold sores.
  3. Severe Dryness: Heals and softens cracked, bleeding "dishwashing hands."
  4. Allergic Reactions: Soothes acute redness from contact dermatitis.

📝 How to Use Your Healing Balm:
Apply directly to dry, damaged, or infected skin as often as needed. It acts as an excellent protective layer before washing dishes or exposing compromised skin to harsh environments.
💎 The Ultimate Healing Hack: For maximum results, apply a drop of Cow Fart Juice (Oil) to the affected area first for deep antimicrobial action, then seal it all in with a layer of Cow Fart Goo.
(For external use only. 100% natural, drug-free, and safe for the whole family.)

— Volume: 60ml | Origin: Made in USA (Official Authentic Product) —